About “the man, the myth”
Timothy H. Scott once ruled the world. Now he blogs and occasionally concocts stories for a very few, select, and enlightened people to read and enjoy. He is interested in all facets of life, and may discuss them at length. He was told by WordPress that “this blog will ensure you have a captivated and unwilling audience to all of your ridiculous ideas and thoughts”. Perfect.
Life is a story. Write it. 
Lol I LOVE this. Very short and to the point. Too bad you gave up ruling the world though. 🙂
Me too! It was a sweet gig. Now I rule two children who won’t ever listen to my very clear and distinct commands. Capture that city! Bring me the heads of my enemy! Nope. They just poop themselves and laugh.